’90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days: Lisa Wants to Bareback Soja Boy as Red Flags Fly

90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days is back and Lisa Hamme and Usman Umar are the second-gen of Angela and My-kull. Season 4 kicked off Sunday night. This first episode dished up plenty of goods as the Americans prepare to head overseas to meet their online loves. Before all was said and done, we’d heard Usman, AKA Soja Boy’s, love serenade more times than we wanted or needed. See what went down on Love Can’t Wait on TLC which turned into a veritable festival of red flags flying.



Lisa Hamme Plans a Rubber-Free Love Fest for Usman on 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days



Lisa Hamme is a divorcee with a 15-year-old daughter. She said her ex was a jerk who cheated and put her down. Now, Lisa works long hours in hospice care. One day, she got a message on Facebook from 30-year-old Nigerian Usman. While Lisa Hamme didn’t trust him at first, they kept talking and started to Face Time. Turns out Usman is a rapper in Nigeria. The two have talked for two years. And now, Lisa’s getting her cooch waxed to go visit her Nigerian Soja Boy toy.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, Lisa Hamme and her TLC-required friend go for coffee. Her pal thinks she’s nuts for believing anything Usman says. But, Lisa says she’s going to marry him in Nigeria, and her friend worries the sex might be whack? So, Lisa Hamme’s not worried because she’s got a secret weapon. She says Usman claimed he’s never had sex without a condom. Apparently, Lisa thinks going bareback with him will be like taking a virgin. Really? The cringe is real.

Her pal tells producers she thinks Lisa Hamme’s full-on delusional if she thinks Usman’s out for anything but a green card. But Lisa’s not wasting a full body wax to think it through. She stalks Usman’s social media and gets mad when thirsty female fans comment on his page with heart emojis. She now joins the ranks of another jealous cyber-stalking 50-something dating a much younger Nigerian. But she’s not worried, Usman wrote a song about her, remember? That’s all the proof she needs. Insert eye roll.



Big Ed Brown’s Condiment Conditioner



On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ed Brown is a photographer in love with Rose Marie of the Philippines. Ed is 54 and lives in San Diego. He hasn’t been in a relationship in 28 years after his brief marriage ended when he was unfaithful. His grown daughter Tiffany’s 29 and not having any of her dad’s age-inappropriate foreign love fling. But the show-stealer is Big Ed’s little dog, Teddy. The pup’s his BFF and reason for living. Until Ed “met” Rosemarie online. We get to see Ed doing his hair in a skimpy robe – and he doesn’t hold the mayo.

Ed’s a little insecure because he’s stretched the truth about his height. He’s 4’11” but told Rosemarie he is 5’2″ just like her. So, we’ll see if size matters to her. Then, Ed clears a rack at WalMart of stuff to send to Rose and family. But the village is so remote, he’s not sure if anything arrived. Also, Rose has a toddler calling Ed daddy already. Even Ed thinks this is a little too soon. When he questions Rose about her many Facebook friends and her ex, the call “freezes” and drops. Surrrrre.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Ed’s getting push-back from his mom, daughter, and the local UPS shipping clerk. His daughter Tiffany isn’t speaking to him. He pays a visit to his mom to drop off Teddy, and she wants him to cut his hair. And to not head overseas with a ring. She has her doubts and wants him to put on the brakes. But, Big Ed’s smitten. And willing to ignore any crimson flags or dropped calls. But, he vows to try to mend things with Tiffany before he goes.



A Big Ole Catfish Slid into Yolanda’s DM’s on Before The 90 Days



Yolanda is 51 and a single mom of six looking for love on the 90 Day Fiance prequel. She lost her partner of 30 years and father to her children after he died from kidney disease. Yolanda works out and says she’s lost 150 pounds. She’s feeling cute and decided to get an Instagram. Then, this guy “Williams” slid into her DMs. And they are still talking and texting seven months later. Williams sent her a few pics – but they’re obviously not the guy she’s talking to. This guy’s faker than Darcey Silva’s hair extensions.

On 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days, Yolanda has only told her oldest daughter of her online tryst. Her kids range from 17 to 29. Yolanda admits he asked for money to buy a ticket to the US to visit. This bugged her. So, she bought a ticket to go see him where he says he lives in Manchester, England. She admits they don’t FaceTime because his camera is broken on his phone. Uh-huh.

Yolanda gathers her kids for dinner and breaks the news that she is going to England to meet mysterious “Williams”. The kids call her out and say that even his name is shady. But mama is lonely dammit. But, her daughter Karra is going along for support. The kids accept it even though they don’t like the sound of it. Later, Yolanda calls Williams to discuss the trip. She says she loves his British accent. Okay – Tom Brooks is British – this guy sounds a lot more like 90 Day Fiance lover boy Mykull. Mmm hmm.

Avery Warner is a single mom, dental assistant, and blogger from Seattle, Washington. Avery works out and is into cooking with cannabis. Her pot-infused meals on Instagram caught the eye of Ash Naeck, from Melbourne, Australia. She calls him McSteamy. Her only issue with the hunky guy she calls her soulmate is his job. Ash is a relationship coach for women. Do any of these people ever just have a good ole 9 to 5?

Avery dumped Ash three times over his constant interaction with his female clients at all hours. She consults her ex Jared who is also a big deal in the cannabis industry – according to Avery. He doesn’t want her to her hurt. And thinks the guy seems a little shady. So, 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days cast member, Avery was in a dark place when she met Ash. And he helped her out of it. But she questions if he really just knows all the right things to say. And if he’s saying them to anyone else.

Then, Avery meets up with her friends. She tells them that he lied about a former bankruptcy, so he was turned down for a visa. He blamed it on a former business partner. The friends consider it a red flag. She also complains that he deleted pics of her on Instagram at one point and said he got hacked. But none of the other pics disappeared. Add another red flag. You can watch 90 Day Fiance: Before The 90 Days Sunday nights on TLC at 8 PM.